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(Message started by: The_Jeh on Jun 5^th, 2011, 1:26am)

Title: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
Post by The_Jeh on Jun 5^th, 2011, 1:26am

I was watching chess online not too long ago. I think it might have been the Candidates Matches. I cannot find the exact game now, but I think two grandmasters had just agreed to a very short draw, and it wasn't the first such instance in the tournament when a point had been split when the action seemed to be heavy. Amidst numerous complaints and outcries, one spectator on ChessBomb made an astute observation:

"Chuck Norris wouldn't accept a draw here."

Title: Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
Post by Eltripas on Jun 5^th, 2011, 9:33am

"Chuck Norris doesn't plays chess, Chuck Norris plays Arimaa"

Title: Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
Post by FireBorn on Jun 14^th, 2011, 6:32pm

Chuck Norris only accepts draws when he wants his opponent to survive.

Title: Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
Post by SpeedRazor on Jun 15^th, 2011, 12:41am

Chuck Norris is so Tough, that it's said that he doesn't have a chin under his beard; just another fist. (http://www.snotr.com/video/105/Family_Guy__Chuck_Norris)

I'm not sure what Chuck Norris has to do with Arimaa, but it made me laugh!

Title: Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
Post by Hirocon on Jun 15^th, 2011, 1:51am

Chuck Norris can push an elephant with a rabbit.

Title: Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
Post by UruramTururam on Jun 15^th, 2011, 2:12am

on 06/15/11 at 01:51:54, Hirocon wrote:

Chuck Norris can push an elephant with a rabbit.

;D Brilliant!

Chuck Norris does not need traps to capture pieces.

Title: Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
Post by rbarreira on Jun 15^th, 2011, 4:34am

Chuck Norris does not flip pieces. He roundhouse-kicks them.

Title: Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
Post by Eltripas on Jun 15^th, 2011, 5:03pm

Chuck Norris always wins by goal, with the eight rabbits.

Title: Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
Post by Nazgand on Jun 15^th, 2011, 6:59pm

Fujiwara no Sai always wins by Goal, Elimination and Immobilization at the same time.

Title: Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
Post by SpeedRazor on Jun 15^th, 2011, 7:18pm

on 06/15/11 at 18:59:13, Nazgand wrote:

Fujiwara no Sai always wins by Goal, Elimination and Immobilization at the same time.

Talk about a stealth Chuck Norris reference! Awesome...

Title: Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
Post by Eltripas on Jun 15^th, 2011, 7:27pm

on 06/15/11 at 18:59:13, Nazgand wrote:

Fujiwara no Sai always wins by Goal, Elimination and Immobilization at the same time.

I thought of that first but then I remembered that I have done that so it's nothing spectacular, Chuck Norris (or any awesome guy) can do better.

Title: Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
Post by Swynndla on Jun 15^th, 2011, 11:19pm

When Chuck Norris plays arimaa, both gold and silver rabbits move away from him.