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The_Jeh
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Grandmaster Draws (joke)
« on: Jun 5th, 2011, 1:26am » |
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I was watching chess online not too long ago. I think it might have been the Candidates Matches. I cannot find the exact game now, but I think two grandmasters had just agreed to a very short draw, and it wasn't the first such instance in the tournament when a point had been split when the action seemed to be heavy. Amidst numerous complaints and outcries, one spectator on ChessBomb made an astute observation:
"Chuck Norris wouldn't accept a draw here."
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Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
« Reply #1 on: Jun 5th, 2011, 9:33am » |
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"Chuck Norris doesn't plays chess, Chuck Norris plays Arimaa"
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Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
« Reply #2 on: Jun 14th, 2011, 6:32pm » |
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Chuck Norris only accepts draws when he wants his opponent to survive.
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Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
« Reply #3 on: Jun 15th, 2011, 12:41am » |
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Chuck Norris is so Tough, that it's said that he doesn't have a chin under his beard; just another fist. (http://www.snotr.com/video/105/Family_Guy__Chuck_Norris)
I'm not sure what Chuck Norris has to do with Arimaa, but it made me laugh!
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Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
« Reply #4 on: Jun 15th, 2011, 1:51am » |
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Chuck Norris can push an elephant with a rabbit.
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Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
« Reply #5 on: Jun 15th, 2011, 2:12am » |
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on Jun 15th, 2011, 1:51am, Hirocon wrote:| Chuck Norris can push an elephant with a rabbit. |
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 Brilliant!
Chuck Norris does not need traps to capture pieces.
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Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
« Reply #6 on: Jun 15th, 2011, 4:34am » |
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Chuck Norris does not flip pieces. He roundhouse-kicks them.
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Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
« Reply #7 on: Jun 15th, 2011, 5:03pm » |
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Chuck Norris always wins by goal, with the eight rabbits.
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Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
« Reply #8 on: Jun 15th, 2011, 6:59pm » |
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Fujiwara no Sai always wins by Goal, Elimination and Immobilization at the same time.
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Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
« Reply #9 on: Jun 15th, 2011, 7:18pm » |
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on Jun 15th, 2011, 6:59pm, Nazgand wrote:| Fujiwara no Sai always wins by Goal, Elimination and Immobilization at the same time. |
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Talk about a stealth Chuck Norris reference! Awesome...
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Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
« Reply #10 on: Jun 15th, 2011, 7:27pm » |
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on Jun 15th, 2011, 6:59pm, Nazgand wrote:| Fujiwara no Sai always wins by Goal, Elimination and Immobilization at the same time. |
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I thought of that first but then I remembered that I have done that so it's nothing spectacular, Chuck Norris (or any awesome guy) can do better.
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Re: Grandmaster Draws (joke)
« Reply #11 on: Jun 15th, 2011, 11:19pm » |
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When Chuck Norris plays arimaa, both gold and silver rabbits move away from him.
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